Total Medals Earned: 356 (From
41 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,875 Points
Kill all four babies in any level.
Deal the finishing blow to a boss with a projectile weapon.
Rescue one of the seven hidden Koopalings.
Complete any level without killing an enemy or getting hit.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Pluck every vegetable and destroy every weed in the oasis.
Unlock the first 11 flower faces by collecting 5000 coins.
Activate all four colours of ! blocks.
Kill 50 Dolphins in one play session.
Use every level exit.
Collect 20K coins and unlock all 41 flower faces.
Collect all seventy-five silver coins.
Rescue all seven hidden Kooplaings.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Cast a spell for the first time.
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Stand on ice and slide around.
Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Cast a level 3 spell.
Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Reach an experience level of 30.
Max out your HP and MP.
Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Collect every coin in every level.
Open every treasure chest in every level.
Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.
Add an Orchard to the Farm.
Get the Backpack.
Build the Storehouse.
Defeat a Boar.
Build the Smelter.
Build the Farm.
Build the Hut.
Build the Kitchen.
Build the Workshop.
Defeat a Wyrm.
Build the Laboratory.
Defeat a Golem.
Build a structure with a Blueprint.
Build the Market.
Build the Power Plant.
Catch an Electric Eel.
Build the Dock.
Activate the Forge.
Now what do I do with it?
Build the Elevator.
Buy a Super Pack.
Build the Factory.
Build the Wyrm Pen.
Add a Pen to the Farm.
Cook a Pizza.
Mine a Diamond.
Defeat a Diode Wolf.
Activate the Synthesizer.
Read all the Logs.
Chop down a Purple Tree.
Install a full set of Cyborg gear.
Obtain a full set of dragon equipment.
Fly on a Dragon.
Capture a spirit of every element.
Hatch a Dragon from a Cocoon.
Solve the Bandit problem.
Upgrade your character with 500 or more Skill Points.
Defeat the Wyrm Queen.
Build a Boat.
Defeat the Old One.
Successfully Confront the Mirrows.
Defeat the Golemech.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Use a bomb for the first time.
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Fully upgrade all stats
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Complete all bonus levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.
Use a bomb right after getting hit, and avoid the damage. Harder with less bombs and more health!
Destroy a big bomb and knock out at least 3 enemies with it. Keep a look out for bombs in enemy formations!
Score a mediocre 1,000,000 points or more in any level.
Score a decent 3,000,000 points or more in any level.
Squish 100 slimes on the starting screen.
Graze 100 bullets or more in a single level. Get into the habit of grazing for points!
Pick up £7,000 in total with Matt.
Beat any standard level without getting hit at all. Simply try not to get shot.
Rescue the beached sea creature and complete world 2.
Tear down the bushy fortress and complete world 1.
Collect all 13 diamonds in any level in one run.
Die with over 999 bullets on screen. Your failure is forgiven this time.
Unlock all cheats and handicaps. Some of them are really expensive!
Destroy a steel or copper spike ball. Hopefully you'll learn your lesson and try not to do it again!
Go mad with cheats and reduce your final score multiplier to zero.
Bounce back 100 bullets or more with a single shield item. Fly into those enemy bullets!
Blow away 300 bullets or more with a single star item. Clear the screen when you need it most!
Score an impressive 5,000,000 points or more in any level.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 8-1.
Beat any 5 levels with 2 or more players. Friends are the best!
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 2-3.
Get a \"Perfect\" in the 13th wave of level 7-1.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 4-4.
Beat any standard level with the Pacifist handicap turned on. You have to time-out every wave!
Beat any level with the game sped up by 30%. Use handicaps!
Beat level 1-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:00 or less.
Beat level 4-2, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 9-4.
Beat level 5-2, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 5-1.
Defeat 10,000 foes in total.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 6-4.
Beat any 5 levels with the Pacifist handicap turned on. Violence isn't always the answer!
Collect £100,000 from enemies in total.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 1-4.
Beat any boss with the Pacifist handicap turned on. The boss won't show you the same mercy!
Get a \"Perfect\" in the 13th wave of level 3-4.
Beat level 9-4, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.
Beat level 10-1, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 10-2.
Beat any boss with 2 or more players. Should be a breeze, right?
Defeat 1,337 enemies in total with Lance.
Get a triple-star rank 3 times with NoLegs.
Graze 2,000 enemy bullets in total with Natalie.
Collect 77 diamonds in total with Anna.
Beat level 6-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Beat any level with your attack reduced by 30%, and with bullet clearing disabled. Use handicaps!
Score an amazing 10,000,000 points or more in any level.
Graze 1000 bullets or more in a single level. Should try this on a higher difficulty setting!
Defeat all 10 world bosses on Hard difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.
Vandalize an ancient machine and complete world 3.
Smash the warrior of ice and complete world 4.
Defeat all 10 world bosses on Heavenly difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.
Beat any boss without getting hit at all. The best way to do this is to not get hit.
Eradicate the queen of pests and complete world 5.
Burst the giant eyeball and complete world 6.
Nuke the iron behemoth and complete world 7.
Take out 60 of the eyeball boss's small eyes, during a single battle with it. Poke 'em out!
Vanquish the beast of nightmares and complete world 8.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Hard difficulty or higher.
Shoot down the guardian of heaven and complete world 9.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on any difficulty.
Destroy the ultimate monstrosity and complete world 10.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Heavenly difficulty.
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Defeat all 3 knights
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Level up everything to level 8
Deal 300 damage with a single hit.
Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit
Check out some of the art galleries.
Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.
Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.
Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.
Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.
Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.
Use an awesome limit break for the first time.
Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.
Take 10,000 steps. Fun.
Absorb some elemental damage.
Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.
Learn the first of many new skills.
Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.
Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.
Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.
Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.
Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.
Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
Clear away a player's rotting corpse.
Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.
Find an unscannable secret foe.
Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.
Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.
Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.
Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.
Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).
Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.
Completely buy-out an equipment shop.
Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.
Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.
Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.
Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.
Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.
Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.
Fully upgrade any item of equipment.
Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.
Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.
Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.
Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.
Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.
Find all of your missing party members.
Kill yourself with a spell or summon.
Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.
Destroy the economy by buying rare food.
Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.
Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.
Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.
Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.
Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.
Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.
Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.
Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.
Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.
Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.
Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.
Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.
Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.
Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.
Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.
Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.
Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!
Unlock all summon creatures.
Collect 145 pieces of equipment.
Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.
Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.
Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game and save the world.
